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The End Of Summer ~ $50 Giveaway

And just like that, summer is over. It always happens the same way, at the beginning of May I panic about three months of no school. How will I fill the days of a busy preschooler for days and days on end? (And this year I added the challenge of a baby on top of that!) I stress and worry about how many days lie ahead.

Then summer begins and we get busy. Some weeks I am not even sure were the time goes, but we stay busy. Suddenly the end of summer approaches, and it’s time to start planning for back to school. I go into panic mode again, this time trying to squeeze in all of the fun things I had planned that we haven’t gotten to yet. And then it happens – school starts once again.

It’s not to say we can’t (or don’t) have fun once school starts, but this time every year I find myself looking back wistfully at those long summer days of just hanging out with my girls.

Summer officially began when we celebrated Memorial Day at the beach.

Popsicle Beach Sunset

In June, we hosted 44 of our closest friends for a summer kickoff water party.

We all ohhed and ahhed over K’s first ballet recital.

July found us back at the beach again for an entire week to celebrate the forth.

Wedding bells rang for my sister, and no one had more fun than my dancing queen!

Flower Girl Wedding Flowers

We cooled off in August with trips to the splash park.

And finally it was time to head back to school.

1st day of school pre-k

Through it all there were a lot of Popsicles! (Notice I never made it in a picture… Ahhh the life of a mom. I promise, I ate more than my fair share of Fudgesicles – yum!) Don’t miss this great coupon for $1 off Yosicles!

Yes, summer is over here in our house. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t still hot hot hot outside. We will continue to cool off with Popsicles long into October, maybe even November. Oh how I love being a Floridian!

So a Popsicle cheers to the start of school and another wonderful year ahead, and may everyone have a great school year!

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  1. Kathleen Noland says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    How do you make a hotdog stand?
    Take away his chair.

    Reply
  2. susan amell says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    love popsicles

    Reply
  3. Lauren G says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Why was piglett looking in toilet?
    To find pooh!

    Reply
  4. Minta says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    What are two accidents that happen every day and every night?

    Day Breaks…..
    and
    Night Falls…..

    Reply
  5. Marcy Strahan says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Why don’t we eat clown fish????? Beacuse they taste FUNNY!

    Reply
  6. Antoinette says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Leaf—-Leaf who?
    A: Leaf me alone!

    Reply
  7. Sonya Morris says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    I stink at jokes!
    Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
    A: New Yorkie!

    Reply
  8. Terri Moore says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    Question: “Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team”
    Answer: “Because she kept running away from the ball” =]

    Reply
  9. Tonya Rickert says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

    A: Stop picking on me!

    Reply
  10. Heather Robinson says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    How do you make a handkerchief dance?
    You put a little “boogie” in it!

    Reply
  11. Liz says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    What bird has the worst manners? a mocking bird

    Reply
  12. dvine l says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    which type of bird doesn’t need a haircut? a bald eagle

    Reply
  13. Jason says

    August 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Knock knock, (Who’s there)
    Cow (Cow who?)
    Cows don’t who, they MOO!!

    Reply
  14. amy pugmire says

    August 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Why don’t Ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?

    Because they Quack Up.

    Reply
  15. Lori Williams says

    August 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    What did the Spanish Firefighter name his twin sons? Hose-A and Hose-B!

    Reply
  16. Mary Happymommy says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    What did the ocean say to the sea?

    Answer: Nothing. It just waved.

    Reply
  17. keely hostetter says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    What royalty so you find in the sea? The “prints” of whales

    Reply
  18. Jenny Sims says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    What do cows do for fun when it’s hot outside?

    They go to the moovies.

    Reply
  19. Cheryl Montoya says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

    Stick your foot out and trip it up!

    Reply
  20. Kelly D says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    My son told me this:
    What do elves learn in school?
    The elf-abet

    Reply
  21. Seyma Shabbir says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

    Reply
  22. Nancy says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    My K and first graders loves this old chestnut:

    What’s black and white and read all over?
    A newspaper!

    Reply
  23. Mary Beth Elderton says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    Knock Knock

    Who’d there?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad it’s me?

    ***disclaimer: The kids seem to think it’s funny 🙂

    Reply
  24. Victoria R. says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    How does the Solar System throw a party?
    They planet!! 🙂

    Reply
  25. ellen says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    How do bees get to school?
    On the school buzz!

    Reply
  26. Samantha C. says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7, 8, 9!

    Reply
  27. Tracy Robertson says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Knock knock?

    Whose there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock knock?

    Whose there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock knock?

    Whose there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange ya glad I didn’t say “banana” again?

    Reply
  28. Wanda McHenry says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Q. What do elves learn in school?

    A. The elf-abet

    Reply
  29. Crissi says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Boo!
    boo who?
    You don’t have to cry about it!

    Reply
  30. Susan H. says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van.

    Reply
  31. Stefanie Gladden(ann lyfe) says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    How much does a polar bear weigh?
    enough to break the ice.

    Reply
  32. April says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    How does a sheep get clean? He takes a baaath

    Reply
  33. Sarah says

    August 20, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    How do you make a hankie dance? You put a little boogie in it! hehehe

    Reply
  34. michelle colon says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    boo..
    boo who?
    don’t cry im right here!

    Reply
  35. Meredith says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?

    Reply
  36. Ellen B says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

    A. “Is that you mommy?”

    Reply
  37. Amy Orvin says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Why was the cooking crying?
    Because its mother had been a wafer so long!Lol!!

    Reply
  38. Kris says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    How can you make seven even?
    Take away the letter S.

    Reply
  39. Jennifer B says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cash!
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

    Reply
  40. Misses Giveaways says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    What do you call a cop that is sleeping?

    – an ” under cover” cop

    Reply
  41. Kathy S says

    August 20, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put some boogie in to it !

    Reply
  42. Jill H. says

    August 20, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Q. What is Sponge Bob Square Pants favorite western movie: A. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Squid.

    Reply
  43. Jennifer Hedden says

    August 20, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    What did the ground say to the earthquake?
    You crack me up!

    Reply
  44. Jessie C. says

    August 20, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    Where do cows go on Friday night?
    >To the MOOvie theater.

    Reply
  45. Michelle H. says

    August 21, 2012 at 12:48 am

    Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A: In snow banks.

    Reply
  46. Char W says

    August 21, 2012 at 2:34 am

    Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

    To go with the traffic jam!

    Reply
  47. debbie jackson says

    August 21, 2012 at 8:02 am

    what did papa bear say to baby bear?

    Bear with me!

    Reply
  48. Susan C says

    August 21, 2012 at 8:09 am

    What animal needs oil?

    The mouse, because it squeaks.

    Reply
  49. Jan Messali says

    August 21, 2012 at 9:33 am

    What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!

    Reply
  50. kelly nicholson says

    August 21, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Share with me a kid-friendly joke to help me keep my kiddo laughing. (Who knows I might even feature it!)

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because after he got to the other side,he decided to return home

    Reply
  51. Alicia says

    August 21, 2012 at 10:28 am

    This is one my son is always saying to me:
    “You know what?”
    “What?”
    “Chicken Butt. You know why?”
    “Why?”
    “Chicken Thigh.”

    Reply
  52. rosana says

    August 21, 2012 at 10:56 am

    what bird is good at writing?

    a PENguin

    Reply
  53. Debra L. Guillen says

    August 21, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Why don’t Ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?

    Because they Quack Up.

    Reply
  54. Michelle Espinoza says

    August 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    What is red, white and gray? campbell’s cream of elephant soup

    Reply
  55. Julie Wood says

    August 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
    A cheetah !

    Reply
  56. Jessica To says

    August 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!

    Reply
  57. Andrea Williams says

    August 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    What did one snowman say to another?

    Do you smell carrots?

    Reply
  58. Sarah L says

    August 21, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, silly, they don’t use lights.

    Thanks for the contest.

    Reply
  59. Stacey B says

    August 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Me
    Me who?
    You don’t know me?

    Reply
  60. Mari says

    August 21, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
    A dinosnore!

    Reply
  61. steph says

    August 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    what’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

    RRRRR!

    Reply
  62. Amanda Sakovitz says

    August 22, 2012 at 3:49 am

    What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

    Jurasic Pork

    Reply
  63. Stephanie says

    August 22, 2012 at 7:53 am

    i dont know any good jokes.. im not good with jokes sorry :/

    Reply
  64. jules p says

    August 22, 2012 at 8:02 am

    How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
    — A set of footprints in the butter.

    Reply
  65. Karen Glatt says

    August 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

    What do prisoners use to call each other?
    A. Cell phones.

    Reply
  66. marci h says

    August 22, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef-but not everyone can pea soup 🙂

    marci h
    tristatecruisers at yahoo dot com

    Reply
  67. Tamara says

    August 22, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Great contest! Thank you!
    Here’s my entry…

    Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum?
    A: They’ve never learned the words!

    Reply
  68. colleen boudreau says

    August 22, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummie bear! 🙂

    holliister at gmail dot com

    Reply
  69. Peggy says

    August 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    What do you call a Witch on the beach? A sandwich!!

    sweetheart4171(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
  70. Amy Pullifrone says

    August 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put some boogie in to it !

    Reply
  71. Jennifer Rote says

    August 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange who?
    orange ya gonna answer the door?

    Reply
  72. Donica S. says

    August 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Where is the only place in a house that you cant find a ghost?
    The living room!

    Reply
  73. amy marantino says

    August 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    banana.
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    banana.
    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange
    orange you glad i didnt say banana?

    orange who?

    Reply
  74. tara pittman says

    August 23, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    to get to the other side

    Reply
  75. Lauren Knott says

    August 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Why did the ant cross the road?
    Cause it was stuck in the chicken’s butt.

    Reply
  76. betsy cortez says

    August 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    knock, knock

    who’s there?

    orange

    orange who?

    orange (aren’t) you going to answer the door.

    Reply
  77. Brianne Armstrong says

    August 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    For Christmas:
    Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
    “Rude”olph 🙂

    Reply
  78. June Ebinger says

    August 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    WHICH CAT SHOULD YOU NEVER PLAY CARDS WITH? A CHEETAH!

    Reply
  79. Thomas Murphy says

    August 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    what do you call ham that you really want?
    Pork-you-pine!

    Reply
  80. Crystal Litz says

    August 23, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? waaater

    Reply
  81. Sarah L says

    August 23, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    http://www.mmbearcupoftea.com/2012/08/prohome-classic-ultimax-bean-bag-review.html

    Reply
  82. Sarah L says

    August 23, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    oops. please delete prior comment #78

    Reply
  83. Krystle says

    August 23, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?

    Because it was rated R (Arrrr)

    Reply
  84. Cindy Dawkins says

    August 23, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    What is a horse’s favorite sport?

    A: Stable tennis!

    Reply
  85. Pinky Sade says

    August 23, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    What kind of key can open a banana?

    A monkey!

    Reply
  86. MommaL says

    August 23, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?

    Scrambled eggs!

    Reply
  87. tung ton says

    August 23, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    why is 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 8 9

    Reply
  88. Glenna F says

    August 24, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Knock knock
    who’s there
    Ben
    Ben who
    Been there done that

    Reply
  89. Rachel McGuire says

    August 24, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    knock knock, who’s there.. Orange…………… knock knock, who’s there… orange………. knock knock, who’s there, banana… knock knock… who’s there.. aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange?

    Reply
  90. tracy simms says

    August 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Why do the the boy throw the butter out of the window? To see the BUTTER FLY 🙂
    THANKS, SIMMS3710@YAHOO.COM

    Reply
  91. Kylie C says

    August 24, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!

    Reply
  92. Elizabeth Rodriguez says

    August 24, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    What does “Minimum” mean?
    A very small mom!

    Where do snowmen go to dance?
    A snowball!

    What is the strongest bird?
    A crane!

    What is the most slippery country in the world?
    Greece!

    Reply
  93. heidi says

    August 24, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Ohhhh, I want popsicles!

    Reply
  94. Birdie Skolfield says

    August 24, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Did you hear the story about the skunk?
    Never mind, it stinks.

    Reply
  95. apple blossom says

    August 24, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    what did the blanket say to the bed?

    I Got you covered

    ABreading4fun [at] gmail [dot] com

    Reply
  96. Julie Klein says

    August 24, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

    Close the door! I’m dressing!

    Reply
  97. Allan says

    August 24, 2012 at 11:22 pm

    What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
    From a long way away !

    Reply
  98. courtney b says

    August 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    why did seven hate eight? seven eight nine! lol

    Reply
  99. Kenny F says

    August 25, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator

    Reply
  100. Rebecca Shockley says

    August 25, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Knock Knock,
    whos there

    Doris

    Doris who
    Doris locked, let me in

    Reply
  101. Tabathia B says

    August 25, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    What’s black and white and red all over?
    A penguin with a sunburn

    Reply
  102. Aimee Fontenot says

    August 25, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
    A dinosnore!

    I don’t know many jokes, so I did look this one up. I didn’t come up with it myself.

    Reply
  103. Kellie Rose Wilson says

    August 25, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? nacho cheese lol

    Reply
  104. Cheryl Free says

    August 26, 2012 at 3:49 am

    What do you call a chicken from outer space? An egg-straterrestial! *Thanks* for the giveaway!

    Reply
  105. Barbara Montag says

    August 26, 2012 at 8:59 am

    I so love this one – Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
    Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
    Thank you.

    Reply
  106. Rochel S says

    August 26, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    My all time favorite: Where do Generals keep their Armies?
    In their sleevies!!!

    Reply
  107. Francine Anchondo says

    August 26, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    what is a sodas favorite music?
    pop music

    Reply
  108. Heather! says

    August 27, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    What’s brown and sticky?
    A stick! 🙂

    (This is actually one of my favorite jokes!)

    Thanks!
    h4schaffer at gmail dot com

    Reply
  109. Elisabeth says

    August 28, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Q: What do elves learn in school?

    A: The Elf-abet!

    Reply
  110. Jamie Brigham says

    August 29, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Banana
    Banana Who?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Banana
    Banana Who?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Orange
    Orange Who?
    Orange You glad I didn’t say Banana?

    Reply
  111. christine jessamine says

    August 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    what did the banana do when the ice cream fell onto him, he split

    Reply
  112. Wendy T says

    August 29, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    How do you make a baby buggy?

    Tickle it’s feet.

    Reply
  113. Shelley P says

    August 30, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    What is a wolf’s favorite holiday?

    Howl-oween

    Reply
  114. crystle tellerday says

    August 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    whats a ghosts favorite fruit boo berries

    Reply
  115. Sara Wood says

    August 31, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Q: What did the mayonaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

    A: Close the door! I’m dressing!

    Reply
  116. Kim Henrichs says

    August 31, 2012 at 9:38 am

    How did the Vikings send secret messages?
    By norse code

    Reply
  117. Erika P. says

    August 31, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Q: Why did the baker go to jail?
    A: Because he got caught beating the eggs.

    Reply
  118. april yedinak says

    August 31, 2012 at 11:00 am

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put some boogie into it.

    Reply
  119. Lynda Del says

    August 31, 2012 at 11:16 am

    What do you call ham that you really want?
    Pork-you-pine!

    Reply
  120. janie far says

    August 31, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number?

    King Kong ring wrong!

    Reply
  121. Christy Maurer says

    August 31, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Duane
    Duane who
    Duane the bathtub, I’m dwowning.

    Reply
  122. Rita M says

    August 31, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cow Say
    Cow Say who?
    No silly, cow say Mooooooo!

    Reply
  123. Lisa Brown says

    August 31, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.

    Reply
  124. Jason B says

    August 31, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    What does a teddy bear say when asked if he’s hungry?

    No I’m stuffed.

    Reply
  125. april taylor says

    August 31, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    What color is a burp?

    Burple

    Reply
  126. lisa lo says

    August 31, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Why don’t Ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?

    Because they Quack Up.

    Reply
  127. Angela England says

    August 31, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Why did the chicken dance across the road?
    Because he wanted scrambled eggs.

    Reply
  128. Stacey Cockrell says

    August 31, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
    Because it is afraid of the mouse!

    Reply
  129. Sharon says

    August 31, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    What do you call a ham you really want?

    Pork you pine!

    Reply
  130. Terra Heck says

    September 1, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Where do pencils go for vacation?
    Pencil-vania

    That king kong joke that someone put in a comment made me laugh out loud.
    Thanks.
    partymix25(at)hotmail(dot)com

    Reply
  131. Holly S. says

    September 1, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Knock-knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Well you don’t have to cry about it!

    This cracks my daughter up!

    Reply
  132. Meghan says

    September 1, 2012 at 10:20 am

    How do you make a squirrel your friend?

    Climb a tree & act like a nut!

    Reply
  133. Karen says

    September 1, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    What do you get when you peel a banana?
    A pair of slippers!

    Reply
  134. Maggie C says

    September 1, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    What do you call a bear without teeth? a gummy bear!

    Reply
  135. Cody Anderson says

    September 1, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A. In snow banks.

    Reply
  136. Jennifer says

    September 2, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    whatkind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy..

    Reply
  137. Beth Hill says

    September 2, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    What did the pacific ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ?

    Nothing, they just “waved”

    Reply
  138. Tim says

    September 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    What’s black and white and read all over?

    A newspaper

    Reply
  139. ewhatley says

    September 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    When you’re ready to go to school in the morning say “Let’s make like a tree and leaf.”

    Reply
  140. gina says

    September 2, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
    A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

    Reply
  141. Fayme stringer says

    September 2, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it!

    Reply
  142. nannypanpan says

    September 2, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    how do you get a mouse to smile…say cheese
    nannypanpan@gmail.com

    Reply
  143. Deanna G. says

    September 3, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Q. How do bees get to school?

    A. On the school buzz!

    Reply
  144. Marcia Goss says

    September 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    Because he didn’t have the guts!

    Reply
  145. Richard Hicks says

    September 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    What’s black and white and red all over

    zebra….newspaper

    brich22 at earthlink dot net

    Reply
  146. Cassie says

    September 3, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

    A: Stop picking on me!

    Reply
  147. Natalie U says

    September 3, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
    he wanted to make up his mind

    pedidentalasst at yahoo dot com

    Reply
  148. christal c w says

    September 4, 2012 at 6:00 am

    How do you make a tissue dance
    put some boogie in it

    Reply
  149. angie lilly says

    September 4, 2012 at 10:01 am

    OK…I will admit that this is a tad macabre, but I heard this as a kid back in the 1980s in grade school and still find it hilariously dark and twisted. Hopefully you will too and sorry if you don’t like it!
    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    It was dead.
    Yeah…I know…LOL

    Reply
  150. angie lilly says

    September 4, 2012 at 10:05 am

    Please note that there was no Yosicle coupons at the link provided. Maybe they were August coupons? Anyway, I claimed the entry because I didn’t have a chance to print the coupon when it was available and that isn’t my fault. I hope that is OK. If not, disregard my entry.

    Reply
    • jen says

      September 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm

      Angie – thanks for letting me know. You are right, it must have ended Sept 1. Sorry about that!

      Reply
  151. LeeAnn says

    September 4, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHA

    Seriously…I don’t know any kid jokes. I don’t even know any adult jokes for that matter. If only I had some Popsicle sticks handy. 😉

    Reply
  152. angie lilly says

    September 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    100% not your fault! I just thought you should know and didn’t want you to think I was cheating! 😀

    Reply
  153. Gerardo Zamora says

    September 4, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

    An alarm cluck!

    Reply
  154. Penny B W says

    September 4, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    My sons favorite:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There?

    Interrupting cow

    Interrupting c-

    Mooooo!!!

    Reply

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