Thanks For The Jokes Popsicle ~ Giveaway

What’s black and white and red all over?

A skunk on a trampoline.

That joke (from a book we read together) started my daughter on her new current obsession for jokes. She thinks they are hilarious, even when she doesn’t understand them – at all. Feeding my daughter new and funny jokes that she can actually get has become my new job.

Our standard conversation goes something like this:

“Mommy, tell me a joke.”

“Ummmmm,” raking my brain for the last joke I stocked away in my brain for this moment. What did the diamonds name their baby? – Jules.

“Ah ha.” (Her standard, canned “laugh” that she uses for all jokes.)

Then she proceeds to take my joke and twist it into something like this:

What did the shoes name their baby? – Doodle-y-wack

And that joke is also followed by her canned. “Ah ha.” And then, “Is that funny mommy?”

No K, that doesn’t make sense either…

And a few hours later… rinse and repeat.

Luckily a steady supply of Popsicles this summer has produced an almost daily supply of fresh material. How kind of Popsicle to include jokes on it’s sticks!

Popsicle Stick Jokes

What? You haven’t noticed that Popsicle includes jokes on it’s sticks? Well it does, and what’s more they are funny too. Now before you buy a box of Popsicles and report back to me that there were no jokes on your sticks, let me say that jokes are on most Popsicles. We have had a large variety of Popsicles in the house this summer and I am afraid I haven’t paid attention to which Popsicles had jokes and which did not. But most do. I can assure you that Yosicles do have jokes and Fudgesicles (my current obsession) do not.

Here are a few jokes we have discovered on our Popsicle sticks:

What was a trick that the load of bread taught the dog?Roll over

What kind of bird writes letters?A pen-quin

What kind of tree would have the best bark? – Dogwood

How can you defend yourself under water?Carry a sword fish

What do you do when your fish sings flat?Tune-a-fish

Jokes on the sticks are just another reason to love Popsicles this summer. For kids who are reading, the joke is cleverly on the handle while the pun is hidden beneath the Popsicle. After you have committed the joke to memory, turn that joke into a craft project to keep the fun going.

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271 thoughts on “Thanks For The Jokes Popsicle ~ Giveaway”

  1. My grandson likes Cow jokes so here is his favorite one
    Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?

    A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.

  2. There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

    A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank.

  3. Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet??
    A: He was looking for Pooh!

    We have some Winnie the Pooh fans in the house…LOL

  4. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken L.
    Ken L. who?
    Ken L.s are dog hotels
    -“The Super Duper Joke Book” by Michael Pellowski.

  5. Q: Ask me if I’m a firetruck
    A: Are you a Firetruck
    Q: No

    [I know this sounds ridiculous, but when I was about 10 my friend and I told each other this joke constantly and always laughed hysterically]

  6. from my oldest daughter:
    how does lady gaga like her meat?
    raw raw raw raw raw

    my youngest daughter loves this one:
    why did the car not run over the baby crows?
    because the momma said caa caa caa

    from my son:
    how do you wake up lady gaga?
    you poke poke poke poke-her face

    from my little sister:
    2 dimes & a nickel walk into a store. they see a quarter & the quarter tells them “you complete me”

  7. my classic favorite.

    Knock, knock…who’s there? banana

    banana, who?

    Knock, knock…who’s there? banana
    banana who?

    Knock, knock…who’s there? orange
    orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 🙂

  8. What do you call spending the day with a grumpy rabbit?
    A bad hare day.

    What do you call a sneezing train?
    Achoo-choo Train!

    Why did they make only one Yogi Bear?
    Because when they tried to make a second one they made a Boo-Boo.

  9. If grapes are purple,what color is a burp?


    I don;t get it either, but the kids seem to think it’s funny 🙂

  10. Some of my favorites:

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    – You put a little boogie in it!

    What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
    – Time to get a new fence!

  11. Here’s my joke:

    Q: If you’re an American when you go into the bathroom and you’re an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

    A: European

  12. I’m sorry, but I have a house full of boys and you know what boys find the funniest….

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Smell mop.
    Smell mop who?

  13. What time do you go to the dentist?


    I want to thank you for this awesome sweep and hope to win 🙂 Thanks !!!!!

  14. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
    A: Nacho cheese!

    What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    – A pork chop!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Kiwi who?
    Kiwi go to the store?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Cow-go who?
    No, Cow go MOO!

  15. This was from my Son when he was 9 years old, (a long time ago!)

    What did the Boy Bee say to the Girl Bee?

    Would you go on a Honeymoon with me?

    Let’s hear it…. Aaawwwwwww ☺

  16. Another one from my son when he was 9 yrs. old.

    What did the Turtle say when he fell over?

    Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!

    Boooooo, I know!

  17. Knock knock
    whose there?
    Banana who?
    Knock knock
    whose there?
    Banana who?
    Knock knock?
    Whose there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  18. Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash

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  19. Inspired by Obamacare: Why did the doctor carry a persian and a siamese kitten into the Medicaid patients’ exam room?
    Answer: They needed cat scans.

  20. My daughter just told me this one,
    Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?

    He wanted to make a clean getaway.

    thank you!

  21. Here is a scientific joke:

    A mushroom walks into a party.

    Everyone is ignoring him.

    Suddenly, he yells out loud, “Hey, what’s with the lack of love, I’m a fungi.”

  22. I don’t really know jokes, so I had to look one up.

    Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
    A: You look a bit flushed.

  23. How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in the eye when drinking chocolate milk? …take the spoon out of the glass! And the oldest joke EVER – What is the biggest ant? An elephANT!

  24. knock knock
    who’s there?
    Banana who?
    ..knock knock
    who’s there?
    banana who?
    ..knock knock who’s there?
    orange who?
    orange you glad I didnt say banana again?

  25. What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs?
    Be careful not to step in any poodles. 🙂
    Katharina angelsandmusic[at]gmail[dot]com

  26. Olga turned to the John: “Sniff. Sniff. Wow, you smell good today, what do you have on?” John: “Clean socks.”

  27. From the popsicle I had after dinner.

    What did the momma bear say to her cubs?
    Don’t go out in your bear feet.

    ha ha ha ha

  28. I honestly don’t know any kid-friendly jokes, so I had to go looking around on the interwebs. Our kids probably have no clue what this is about, but I thought it was funny…

    “Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.”

  29. My daughter’s fav 🙂

    Knock Knock?

    Who’s There?


    Lion Who?

    “Lyin’ on your doorstep, let me in!”

  30. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Old Lady
    Old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

    lyndsey.rullman at hotmail dot com

  31. I am out of practice with kid jokes. Probably need to check with my 3 yr old grandson to see if this is still funny!

    Where does an elephant sit?
    Anywhere he wants.

  32. A man leaves town on Tuesday, is gone for 9 days and returns on Tuesday, how is that possible?

    A: The horse he’s riding is named Tuesday.

  33. My kids just told me this one the other day. “Why can’t the pirate learn the alphabet?” “He always get’s stuck at ‘C’

  34. What’s black and white and red all over? A panda with sunburn! (or a skunk, zebra, penguin with sunburn)


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