What’s black and white and red all over?
A skunk on a trampoline.
That joke (from a book we read together) started my daughter on her new current obsession for jokes. She thinks they are hilarious, even when she doesn’t understand them – at all. Feeding my daughter new and funny jokes that she can actually get has become my new job.
Our standard conversation goes something like this:
“Mommy, tell me a joke.”
“Ummmmm,” raking my brain for the last joke I stocked away in my brain for this moment. What did the diamonds name their baby? – Jules.
“Ah ha.” (Her standard, canned “laugh” that she uses for all jokes.)
Then she proceeds to take my joke and twist it into something like this:
“What did the shoes name their baby? – Doodle-y-wack”
And that joke is also followed by her canned. “Ah ha.” And then, “Is that funny mommy?”
No K, that doesn’t make sense either…
And a few hours later… rinse and repeat.
Luckily a steady supply of Popsicles this summer has produced an almost daily supply of fresh material. How kind of Popsicle to include jokes on it’s sticks!
What? You haven’t noticed that Popsicle includes jokes on it’s sticks? Well it does, and what’s more they are funny too. Now before you buy a box of Popsicles and report back to me that there were no jokes on your sticks, let me say that jokes are on most Popsicles. We have had a large variety of Popsicles in the house this summer and I am afraid I haven’t paid attention to which Popsicles had jokes and which did not. But most do. I can assure you that Yosicles do have jokes and Fudgesicles (my current obsession) do not.
Here are a few jokes we have discovered on our Popsicle sticks:
What was a trick that the load of bread taught the dog? – Roll over
What kind of bird writes letters? – A pen-quin
What kind of tree would have the best bark? – Dogwood
How can you defend yourself under water? – Carry a sword fish
What do you do when your fish sings flat? – Tune-a-fish
Jokes on the sticks are just another reason to love Popsicles this summer. For kids who are reading, the joke is cleverly on the handle while the pun is hidden beneath the Popsicle. After you have committed the joke to memory, turn that joke into a craft project to keep the fun going.
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Stephanie Roman says
Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
abbey says
What cereal does a cat eat??? Mice Krispies!
julie cutshaw says
My grandson likes Cow jokes so here is his favorite one
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.
Katharine D says
Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
Why was the broom late?
It over SWEPT!
Mari says
There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?
A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank.
Harmony B says
How come seagulls dont fly over the bay?
Then they would be bagels
Patricia Wojnar Crowley says
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet??
A: He was looking for Pooh!
We have some Winnie the Pooh fans in the house…LOL
Jennifer Marie says
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it 🙂
Meg Tucker says
What’s black and white and red(read) all over? A newspaper!
Jennifer Rote says
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
Kimberly Bauer says
What did the elephant get when he sat on a marshmallow?
A Mushy Tushy.
Samantha C. says
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
Nancy says
What did the duck do after he heard a joke?
He quacked up!
April says
What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts
Sandra Adams says
What did the big chimminey say to the little chimminey. Your 2 young to smoke.
Sandra Easley says
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken L.
Ken L. who?
Ken L.s are dog hotels
-“The Super Duper Joke Book” by Michael Pellowski.
Brandi Elam says
What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline? Hip Hop!
Laura Jacobson says
What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert? Pi! LOL
ella says
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Notcho cheese.
Janet F says
Q. What did the gum say to the shoe?
A. I’m stuck on you.
janetfaye (at) gmail (dot) com
Janet W. says
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Ellen Levickis says
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks
Grace says
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
Elizabeth says
Q: Ask me if I’m a firetruck
A: Are you a Firetruck
Q: No
[I know this sounds ridiculous, but when I was about 10 my friend and I told each other this joke constantly and always laughed hysterically]
Mary Happymommy says
Which comic book hero lives in a pot?
A: Soup-erman!
rosana says
from my oldest daughter:
how does lady gaga like her meat?
raw raw raw raw raw
my youngest daughter loves this one:
why did the car not run over the baby crows?
because the momma said caa caa caa
from my son:
how do you wake up lady gaga?
you poke poke poke poke-her face
from my little sister:
2 dimes & a nickel walk into a store. they see a quarter & the quarter tells them “you complete me”
Heidi says
my classic favorite.
Knock, knock…who’s there? banana
banana, who?
Knock, knock…who’s there? banana
banana who?
Knock, knock…who’s there? orange
orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 🙂
Cheryl Free says
Q: Did you hear they found a cure for Swine Flu?
A: It’s called Oinkment!
*Thanks* for the giveaway!
KJ Skib says
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
Jara says
Why don’t chickens play baseball? Because they keep hitting fowl balls
Wanda McHenry says
Q. What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
A. From a long way away !
Alex says
How do trees use the computer
They log on
Tiffany Winner says
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9
steph says
how do you make a tissue dance? put a boogie in it!
kelly g says
what color are burps? burple
Sandy L says
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? “BREATHE!!”
Debra F says
Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to the other side!
Tim says
What did the snail say while riding on the back of the turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Vickie Brown says
knock knock, who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Da-C-Me-Rollin
Alaine says
Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: His shadow.
family74014 at gmail dot com
Stefanie Gladden(ann lyfe) says
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!
Stacey B says
Knock Knoc, who’s there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
keely hostetter says
What royalty lives in the ocean? The “Prints” of Whales
Rochelle Dyer says
Q) What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A) A slipper.
Stephanie says
i dont know any jokes but i do peek a boo with my daughter lol
Marilyn Wons says
knock knock, who’s there, where, there
Heather Turner says
Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Yes.
Well, you better go catch it!
Amber says
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. “Is that you mommy?”
Amy Z says
Here’s my kid friendly joke:
Why was the scarecrow awarded a nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.
jeanine feldkamp says
knock knock.
who’s there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting cow w-
mooooooooooo!
Jo K. says
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 “ate” 9.
Denise W. says
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Margaret Smith says
Why did the cookie go to the doctor…
He felt crummy.
Thanks so much.
Jessica Rose says
How do you get an Alien baby to sleep?
You Rock-et!
Jess says
What do you call spending the day with a grumpy rabbit?
A bad hare day.
What do you call a sneezing train?
Achoo-choo Train!
Why did they make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when they tried to make a second one they made a Boo-Boo.
Janalyn says
What kind of cake do mice like?
Cheese cake
Jaque R. says
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Sorry, that one is really bad. 🙁
Amanda Sakovitz says
how did the farmer fix his jeans?
with a cabbage patch!
really corny i know 🙂
elcane says
why did the hate to stand out in the sun?
because he was afraid that he would be friieddd lol lol
Rebecca Peters says
If pigs where wigs what do piglets wear?? Wiglets … hardy har!
Kiara says
How do you tell when a clock is hungry?
It goes back for seconds.
Tt says
What did the lawyer wear to work?
A lawsuit!
Ashley H says
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
Ann Fantom says
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Mary Beth Elderton says
If grapes are purple,what color is a burp?
Burple
I don;t get it either, but the kids seem to think it’s funny 🙂
Stephanie V. says
What did the cow say when he croosed the road?
MOOO OVER!
Carly says
Here’s a kid-friendly dirty joke:
The pig fell in the mud!
My grandma used to tell me that one all the time 🙂
Jenny says
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide 🙂
That’s one my son always tells.
Jenna P says
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass…I lied about the wheels
Kendall Drake says
Awesome 🙂
April Brenay says
when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Donna L says
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta,who?
It’s pasta your bedtime.
Bonnie F says
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Amos. Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me.
Jen says
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7-8-9!
Mildred Floyd says
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
Because he wanted chocolate milk!
Jessie C. says
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill
Sarah W says
Some of my favorites:
How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
– Time to get a new fence!
DARLA KIDDER says
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
Cynthia C says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it CAN be done.
debbie says
Why does the bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the wrong end.
DJ says
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece!
Peter G says
knock knock
whose there
cantalope
cantalope who?
cantalope without a girl
Sheila K. says
Here’s my joke:
Q: If you’re an American when you go into the bathroom and you’re an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
A: European
Michaela says
I’m sorry, but I have a house full of boys and you know what boys find the funniest….
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Sumer says
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
Susan Ladd says
What time do you go to the dentist?
TOOTH-thirty!
I want to thank you for this awesome sweep and hope to win 🙂 Thanks !!!!!
Nick M says
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
Kellie Rose Wilson says
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO cheese!! lol
Monique Rizzo says
What is a Frogs favorite drink?
“Croak a Cola”
Thanks for the chance.
mogrill12@gmail.com
Tarah says
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Interrupting Cow
Interrup…
MOO!
Ariel Grace says
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved!!haha
elven johnson says
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
– A pork chop!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
patricia skinner says
Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles
amy deeter says
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Caren C. says
What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
Tamra H says
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
Lim says
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
Linda G. says
Why did the rooster cross the orad? to get to the other side!
kelley wood says
what kind of bee stings a ghost?
a boo bee (LOL)
SHAYNA says
Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
shebebes@yahoo.com
Tabathia B says
What do you call a dog that is always getting into fights ?
A boxer
Melissa T says
If you were a booger…
I’d pick you.
always always makes me laugh. lol*
B Lynn Callahan says
sorry…. i am the absolute worst at telling jokes… i have nothing to offer 🙁
Barbara Montag says
Funny knock knock joke:
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
Thank you.
Theresa Shafer says
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
Sarah S says
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Allbi.
Allbi who?
Allbi back tomorrow. See you soon!
Janna Johnson says
How did the girl get kicked out of girl scouts? She ate to many Brownies!
Jennifer B says
Q: Knock, knock-Who’s there?-Nobel-Nobel who?
A: No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Mary Calabrese says
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Lame, I know but I can’t remember jokes!
Sammi says
Who wouldn’t let the gorilla into the ballet?
The people who were in charge of making such decisions
Kathlean Owens says
This was from my Son when he was 9 years old, (a long time ago!)
What did the Boy Bee say to the Girl Bee?
Would you go on a Honeymoon with me?
Let’s hear it…. Aaawwwwwww ☺
Holly B says
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Kathlean Owens says
Another one from my son when he was 9 yrs. old.
What did the Turtle say when he fell over?
Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!
Boooooo, I know!
Katy says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Lame i know!
Katie Rose says
What does a Triceratops sit on?
It’s Tricera-bottom!
Kyl Neusch says
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !
Mia J says
Where does the frog keep his money?
In the river bank.
Tracy Robertson says
Knock knock
whose there?
banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
whose there?
banana
Banana who?
Knock knock?
Whose there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
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Theresa Jenkins says
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?…He didn’t have the guts!
Cindy Merrill says
Inspired by Obamacare: Why did the doctor carry a persian and a siamese kitten into the Medicaid patients’ exam room?
Answer: They needed cat scans.
Dwayne Berry says
What’s green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Katie R says
Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Ashley says
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
ellen says
What did the baby corn say to his Momma corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
Michelle S says
What’s Red and tastes like Blue paint?
Red paint.
Zoe Rights says
What’s red and white and green all over? Snot
Sarah Hirsch says
What did the teddy bear say when he finished dinner?
I’m stuffed.
Virginia Rowell says
knock knock
who’s there
he
he who
hee hee , got you again
Maryann says
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back
Linda Lansford says
I don’t know any jokes
Misses Giveaways says
What is Beethoven’s Favorite Fruit?
Ba-na-na-na
Lindsay says
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting C….
MOO!
Crystal F says
My daughter just told me this one,
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
thank you!
Christina says
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
They both have “The” as their middle names!
Sylvie W says
Here is a scientific joke:
A mushroom walks into a party.
Everyone is ignoring him.
Suddenly, he yells out loud, “Hey, what’s with the lack of love, I’m a fungi.”
dani marie says
knock knock. whos there. doctor. doctor who? 😉
Caryn S says
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me some hamburgers – I’m hungry
Eileen Burke says
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little BOOGIE in it!!!
tamar says
dance like a buffoon
Aimee Fontenot says
I don’t really know jokes, so I had to look one up.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Emmy says
Where do hamsters come from?
Hampsterdam!
Geoff K says
What kind of dog loves to have a bath?
A shampoodle!
Ellie W says
Why did the elephant not want to use the computer? Because he is afraid of the mouse.
STEVE STONE says
why didnt the skeleton cross the road
because he didnt nave the guts
Erica C. says
Why were the police suspicious of the curtains?
They were shady!
Wendy says
How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in the eye when drinking chocolate milk? …take the spoon out of the glass! And the oldest joke EVER – What is the biggest ant? An elephANT!
MAMOTTS says
why did mommy serve her kiddos beans for dinner?
because she wanted them to go go go
vanessa says
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
Inez Cegelis says
knock knock
who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
..knock knock
who’s there?
banana
banana who?
..knock knock who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didnt say banana again?
Emily says
Knock knock
who’s there?
luke
luke who?
luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
s riches says
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Jennifer Reed says
Not an original but funny!
Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Ashe—-Ashe who?
A: Bless you!
Debbie C says
Why did the chicken cross the cow pasture?
To get to the udder side!
Angela Neynaber says
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk! Haha
carol mclemore says
Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
Nancy Sloan says
why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side.
Denise Donaldson says
Where does a penguin keep their money? In a snow bank!
itsjustme62613 at gmail.com
Sonya says
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Chrystal J. says
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Denise S says
Knock knock
Who’s there
ach
ahc who
Bless you!
Deanna G. says
What do Elves do after school?
Gnomework!
Katharina says
What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step in any poodles. 🙂
Katharina angelsandmusic[at]gmail[dot]com
Erika P. says
What did the alien say to the book?
Take me to your reader!
Claire says
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Late reaction cow.
Late reaction cow who?
(wait as long as you can) MOO!
Amanda K. says
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
Daniel M says
what did obi-wan say to anakin at lunch?
use the forks!
Derek T says
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks!
Danielle D says
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it’s full of dates!
McKim says
How do you get a kleenex to dance? Put a boogie in it.
Ed Nemmers says
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Stop crying!
Tom Shewbridge says
How do you keep a rhino from Charging?
Take away its Credit Card!
medictom@gmail.com
Elisabeth says
What cereal does a cat eat?
Mice Krispies!
Kimberly Hilbert says
My daughter’s favorite joke: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “does this taste funny to you?”
asketcher2 at hotmail.com
Harold D says
Why do golfers wear two pair of pants… In case he gets a hole in one.
Angela Cisco says
What did the trash can say to the piece of gum?
Stick with me kid, we’re going places.
kathy pease says
What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
Stinkerbell
Valerie Taylor Mabrey says
what do you call a nag at the beach?
a sandwitch
Sherrie says
Why did the boy swim on his back?
So the fish couldn’t bite his worm.
Susan Smith says
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach
Because they might peel
Tammy Klain says
Why was tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!!
lololol
Ash Johnson says
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too little to smoke.
Christy Weller says
What cereal does a cat eat?
Mice Krispies!
cweller75@gmail.com
Douglas Houston says
What did the lightbulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
DC JARREAU says
Why are people that live on river so rich?
Because they have a bank on both sides
robyn paris says
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
April V. says
Olga turned to the John: “Sniff. Sniff. Wow, you smell good today, what do you have on?” John: “Clean socks.”
Kenny F says
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
Kelly Britton says
Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Boo!
Boo Who?!
You don’t have to cry about it!
Denise Melone says
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7-8-9!
nataly carbonell says
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, ’cause they have two lips!
:p
Jenny Sims says
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
jennycoupon88 at gmail dot com
Jammie says
What animal escaped from the zoo? A monKEY
Priscilla says
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
Leslie Luke Stanziani says
My 9 year olds new favorite joke is: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road? He was a chicken.
Melissa VandenBerg says
How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it! That gets my boys every time!
Karen M says
From the popsicle I had after dinner.
What did the momma bear say to her cubs?
Don’t go out in your bear feet.
ha ha ha ha
Jennifer Miller says
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
*cymbal crash*
Kayla says
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
michelle colon says
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
my son told me that the other day!
Melinda says
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
William S. says
Why did the nudist cross the road?
he couldn’t “bare” it any longer!
Brittney House says
What color is a burp? Burple!
Kristin says
What’sIrish and sits out all year?
Patio Furniture
Roxann says
What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
DINOmite!
Marie Howard says
why do cats meow?
because they aren’t dogs!
from my son when he around 4. lol
Joseph says
Why do Gorillas have BIG nostrils?
Because the have BIG fingers!
Chuck says
What color is a burp?
Burple
Courtnie says
Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
tracey byram says
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
A monkey fart
Paula Tavernie says
How does the cook introduce his wife? Meat Patty!!!
ptavernie at yahoo dot com
kelly nicholson says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer..Thats where he lived!
Patrice says
A pizza walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we don’t serve food in here.
KIM CRAWFORD says
WHAT IS A GHOST’S FAVORITE FRUIT…. A BOOBERRY!
Karen L says
What did the hamburger say to the hot dog while competing in the race?
You have to ketchup.
Kat Emerick says
Knock, Knock, Who’s There?
Major!
Major Who?
Major opened the door didn’t I?
Candy Merry says
What did the water say to the boat?..Nothing it just waved.
Marina Moore says
How to you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree, and act like a ‘nut’!
Liz Neal says
What travels all over the world but stays in one corner??
A stamp.
LeeAnn says
I honestly don’t know any kid-friendly jokes, so I had to go looking around on the interwebs. Our kids probably have no clue what this is about, but I thought it was funny…
“Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.”
tina page says
how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a fish.
Melanie Montgomery says
How do you make a hotdog stand?
Take away his chair!
Karen says
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
Sherry Conrad says
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Peggy Rydzewski says
knock knock….who’s there….gas station…I don’t understand he is three and think it is funny
Heidi says
One of my girls got this one off a popsicle the other day: What kind of bird is always sad? A bluebird!
Debra F says
Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
A: Close the door! I’m dressing!
Jessica Eaton Ledford says
My daughter’s fav 🙂
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Lion!
Lion Who?
“Lyin’ on your doorstep, let me in!”
Jennifer J says
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
susan smoaks says
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Lyndsey R. says
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
lyndsey.rullman at hotmail dot com
clynsg says
I am out of practice with kid jokes. Probably need to check with my 3 yr old grandson to see if this is still funny!
Where does an elephant sit?
Anywhere he wants.
Richard Hicks says
What’s black and white and red all over?
newspaper
brich22 at earthlink dot net
Lisa Fonseca says
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither – it’s best to write with a pen!
lisando@hotmail.com
elizabeth p says
What is full of T, and begins and ends with T? A teapot!
Beth Palacios says
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive ?
A minnie van
Jeanette H. says
A man leaves town on Tuesday, is gone for 9 days and returns on Tuesday, how is that possible?
A: The horse he’s riding is named Tuesday.
Brenda Elsner says
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
“POP” music!!
mary gardner says
what do you call a deer with no eyes? no-eye-dear
jagar0047 at yahoo dot com
reagan cowley says
Why did the boy take a bale of head to bed?
To feed his night-mare
Rochel S says
Q:What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
A:Stop picking on me!
Jaclyn Reynolds says
What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies 😛
Angela W says
Where do hamburgers go to dance? The Meat-ball
Charity S says
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet
Lisa L says
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
carol lewis says
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The worms were greener on the other side!
WHAT?!
spcale at yahoo dot com
kelly says
My kids just told me this one the other day. “Why can’t the pirate learn the alphabet?” “He always get’s stuck at ‘C’
Lisa says
Q: What color is a happy cat?
A: Purrrple.
Beverly M says
Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
julie hawkins says
knock knock who’s there
peas
peas who
peas open the door
Annemarie Z. says
What type of fish goes with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Ericka says
Did you know that deers do not have uncles? They have Antlers hehehe
Sand says
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? You’re a fungi.
Wil Hagen says
I want to win reallly baddd
Gary Emes says
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
shanta spradlin says
Q: why did the bacon laugh?
A: because the egg cracked a yolk
Laurie Emerson says
Q.What did the kitten say to the Dalmatian puppy dog?
A. I can spot you a mile away!
Susan Marina Brown Lane says
What’s black and white and red all over? A panda with sunburn! (or a skunk, zebra, penguin with sunburn)
brian e. says
Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.
brian e. / bryan says
# 254 NAME CORRECTION:
Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper.
Heather S says
What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
Try and cheer him up!
Heather S says
tweet
https://twitter.com/buzz8/status/233400889342304256
Tanya White says
What did the pig say to the cow?
Mooooove over
Sarah L says
How does an elephant go on vacation?
He packs his trunk.
Thanks for the contest.
Amy Lee says
What was the pirate movie rated?
– ARRrgh!
Amanda G. says
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting cow…
(said as the previous person is still talking) Moo!
mike b says
How did the lion say the clown tasted after eating him? Funny.
Michelle H. says
Why was Cinderella good at basketball?
Her pumpkin was a coach!
Trisha McKee says
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Gianna says
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Marcy Strahan says
Do you know why we don’t eat Clownfish???? Because they taste funny!