Thanks For The Jokes Popsicle ~ Giveaway

What’s black and white and red all over?

A skunk on a trampoline.

That joke (from a book we read together) started my daughter on her new current obsession for jokes. She thinks they are hilarious, even when she doesn’t understand them – at all. Feeding my daughter new and funny jokes that she can actually get has become my new job.

Our standard conversation goes something like this:

“Mommy, tell me a joke.”

“Ummmmm,” raking my brain for the last joke I stocked away in my brain for this moment. What did the diamonds name their baby? - Jules.

“Ah ha.” (Her standard, canned “laugh” that she uses for all jokes.)

Then she proceeds to take my joke and twist it into something like this:

What did the shoes name their baby? - Doodle-y-wack

And that joke is also followed by her canned. “Ah ha.” And then, “Is that funny mommy?”

No K, that doesn’t make sense either…

And a few hours later… rinse and repeat.

Luckily a steady supply of Popsicles this summer has produced an almost daily supply of fresh material. How kind of Popsicle to include jokes on it’s sticks!

Popsicle Stick Jokes

What? You haven’t noticed that Popsicle includes jokes on it’s sticks? Well it does, and what’s more they are funny too. Now before you buy a box of Popsicles and report back to me that there were no jokes on your sticks, let me say that jokes are on most Popsicles. We have had a large variety of Popsicles in the house this summer and I am afraid I haven’t paid attention to which Popsicles had jokes and which did not. But most do. I can assure you that Yosicles do have jokes and Fudgesicles (my current obsession) do not.

Here are a few jokes we have discovered on our Popsicle sticks:

What was a trick that the load of bread taught the dog?Roll over

What kind of bird writes letters?A pen-quin

What kind of tree would have the best bark? - Dogwood

How can you defend yourself under water?Carry a sword fish

What do you do when your fish sings flat?Tune-a-fish

Jokes on the sticks are just another reason to love Popsicles this summer. For kids who are reading, the joke is cleverly on the handle while the pun is hidden beneath the Popsicle. After you have committed the joke to memory, turn that joke into a craft project to keep the fun going.

If you have Popsicle-lovin’, joke-tellin’ kids in your house, here’s a coupon for $.50 off a box of Yosicles!

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Comments

  1. Annemarie Z. says:

    What type of fish goes with peanut butter?

    Jellyfish!

  2. Did you know that deers do not have uncles? They have Antlers hehehe

  3. What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? You’re a fungi.

  4. Wil Hagen says:

    I want to win reallly baddd

  5. Gary Emes says:

    Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
    A: He felt funny!

  6. shanta spradlin says:

    Q: why did the bacon laugh?

    A: because the egg cracked a yolk

  7. Laurie Emerson says:

    Q.What did the kitten say to the Dalmatian puppy dog?
    A. I can spot you a mile away!

  8. Susan Marina Brown Lane says:

    What’s black and white and red all over? A panda with sunburn! (or a skunk, zebra, penguin with sunburn)

  9. Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

    A: A slipper.

  10. brian e. / bryan says:

    # 254 NAME CORRECTION:

    Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

    A: A slipper.

  11. What do you do if you find a blue elephant?
    Try and cheer him up!

  12. Tanya White says:

    What did the pig say to the cow?
    Mooooove over

  13. How does an elephant go on vacation?
    He packs his trunk.
    Thanks for the contest.

  14. What was the pirate movie rated?

    - ARRrgh!

  15. Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Interrupting Cow
    Interrupting cow…
    (said as the previous person is still talking) Moo!

  16. How did the lion say the clown tasted after eating him? Funny.

  17. Michelle H. says:

    Why was Cinderella good at basketball?

    Her pumpkin was a coach!

  18. Trisha McKee says:

    Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
    Because there were so many knights!

  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.

  20. Marcy Strahan says:

    Do you know why we don’t eat Clownfish???? Because they taste funny!

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